1. Lying to loved ones about who you are.
2. Stealing a candy bar when you were twelve.
3.Lying about breaking your aunt's vase.
4. Getting gum in a girl's hair without telling her.
5. Illegally downloading Die Hard.
6. Lying about your grade in History last year.
7. Jaywalking.
8. Getting detention.
9. Ditching detention.
10. Not returning that one book to the library.
11. The time you didn't put a coin in the swear jar after you swore.
12. Sliding your greens into the garbage and saying you ate them.
13. Losing multiple backpacks and straining your aunt's bank account.
14. The Susie Beurmann Incident.
15. Driving without a license.
16. Failing to show up for your decathlon.
17. Bad pun shirts.
18. Stealing a car.
19. Breaking your uncle and aunt's doorknob.
20. Doing other people's homework for them for money.
21. Ruining your date's Homecoming.
22. Extensive property damage.
23. More jaywalking.
24. Breaking a stop light.
25. Breaking a stop sign.
26. Envying others for having parents or money.
27. Letting Aaron Davis' ice-cream melt.
28. Illegally downloading a Christmas album in 2014.
29. Busting out that window in Elmhurst.
30. Writing graffiti about another student.
31. Hitting That One Guy a Little Too Hard.
32. Hacking a multi-million dollar system illegally.
33. More jaywalking. Stop jaywalking.
34. Sneaking out at night and lying about it.
35. Endangering the lives of your classmates.
36. Injuring someone trying to get into their own car.
37. Insulting Footloose.
38. Stowing away illegally.
39. Crashing an airplane.
40. Left the toilet seat up multiple times in his home.
41. Spoiled the ending to (3) blockbuster movies.
42. Littering.
43. Property damage to multiple residences.
44. Property damage in a foreign country.
45. Trying to keep a pet in a pet-free apartment complex.
46. Illegally downloading Aliens.
47. Using adblock for everything.
48. Bad one-liners.
49. Failing the universe.
50. Letting uncle Ben die.
